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讲笑话[jiǎng xiào hua]
tell funny stories; break a jest; tell jokes；tell a joke
双语例句
1
他的朋友们说，以前他讲笑话总是张嘴就来。
His friends say he was always quick to tell a joke
2
他会模仿各种口音，还会讲笑话——他可以当个独角喜剧演员。
He does all kinds of accents, he can do jokes — he could be a stand-up comic
希望对你有帮助
应该是 tell a joke 或 tell jokes ，意思是”说笑话“。
分析：
talk , tell, say , speak 都有"说”的的意思，但它们的用法不同。
1、tell 告诉，讲述，强调讲给别人听。常见“ tell sb sth 告诉某人某事”； ”tell sb about sth .告诉某人关于某事“； “tell sb (not ) to do sth .告诉某人（不要）做某事”； “tell the difference 区别……”； "tell a lie 说谎“。
如：
1)Grandma often tells me many stories before going to bed .
奶奶经常在睡觉前告诉我很多东西。
2)Can you tell the difference between the two words ?
你能区别这两个词吗？
2、talk 指接连不断地讲话，强调与某人交谈。常见 ” talk with /to sb . 和某人说话； talk about 谈论，讨论“。
如：
1)What are they talking about ?
他们在谈论什么？
2)Do you usually talk to your friends on the phone ?
你通常在电话上和朋友谈话吗？
3、say 强调说话的内容。
如：
1)What did he say just now ?
他刚才说什么？
2)Don't forget to say "Thank you " when someone helps you .
当有人帮助你时别忘了说”谢谢“。
4、speak 强调说话的能力或说某种语言。
如：
1)He can speak English .
他会说英语。
2)The child is learning to speak .
这小孩在学说话。
扩展资料：
一、joke的单词用法
n. (名词)
1、joke的基本意思是“笑话,玩笑”,指引人发笑的谈话或故事,也指供人当作笑料的事情。可用作可数名词,也可用作不可数名词。
2、joke作“可笑的人、事物、情形”解时,多用于单数形式,可与不定冠词连用。
v. (动词)1、joke作动词时意思是“开玩笑”“取笑”,不仅指“言”,而且还指“行”,是不及物动词,常用于进行体。
2、“和某人开玩笑”是jokewith sb; “拿某事开玩笑”是jokeabout sth; “拿某事和某人开玩笑”是jokewith sb about sth。习语You must be〔have got to be〕 joking的意思是“你一定是(在)开玩笑”。
二、词义辨析
n. (名词)
make a joke, make fun
这两个短语的共同意思是“取笑某人”“同某人开玩笑”。其区别是：
这两个短语后接的介词不同, make fun后接of; make a joke后接about。
1、Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。
One boy throws his bag out the window.
一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。
Teacher: who just threw that?!
老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
男孩：我!我现在要回家了。
2、What dog can jump higher than a building?
什么狗比大楼跳的还高?
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来。
3、What has a head, a tail, and no body?
什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体?
A coin!
硬币。
4、What has one eye but cannot see?
什么有一只眼睛，却看不见?
A needle.
针。
5、Wife: "How would you describe me?"
妻子：你会怎么形容我呢?
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife: "What does that mean?"
妻子：那是什么意思?
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
妻子：哇，谢谢，但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
丈夫：开个玩笑!
6、Boy: Is this seat empty?
男孩：这个座位是空的么？
Girl: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也将是空的。
7、My little dog can't read
我的狗不识字
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
布朗夫人：哦，亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”
8、My Wife Will Exchange Them
反正我太太明天会来换的
A gentleman walks into a store and asked for a pair of gloves.
一位先生走进一家商店要买副手套。
″Cloth or leather﹖″ asked the salesperson.
“您是要布的还是皮的？”售货员问。
″Makes no difference ″replied customer.
“没什么区别。”这位顾客回答。
″What color﹖″ asked the clerk.
“那您要什么颜色的呢？”售货员又问。
″Any″ he responded.
“什么颜色都成。”他回答。
″Size﹖″
“号码呢？”
″Give me whatever you prefer″ the gentleman said slightly exasperated. ″My wife will be back tomorrow to exchange them.″
“您就随便给我拿一副吧，”这位顾客有点不耐烦了，“反正我太太明天都会来换的。”
、Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。
One boy throws his bag out the window.
一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。
Teacher: who just threw that?!
老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
男孩：我!我现在要回家了。
2、What dog can jump higher than a building?
什么狗比大楼跳的还高?
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来。
3、What has a head, a tail, and no body?
什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体?
A coin!
硬币。
4、What has one eye but cannot see?
什么有一只眼睛，却看不见?
A needle.
针。
5、Wife: "How would you describe me?"
妻子：你会怎么形容我呢?
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.
Wife: "What does that mean?"
妻子：那是什么意思?
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
妻子：哇，谢谢，但是“IJK”是什么意思呢?
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
丈夫：开个玩笑!
6、Boy: Is this seat empty?
男孩：这个座位是空的么？
Girl: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也将是空的。7、My little dog can't read我的狗不识字
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
布朗夫人：哦，亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了！
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊！
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”8、My Wife Will Exchange Them
反正我太太明天会来换的
A gentleman walks into a store and asked for a pair of gloves.
一位先生走进一家商店要买副手套。
″Cloth or leather﹖″ asked the salesperson.
“您是要布的还是皮的？”售货员问。
″Makes no difference ″replied customer.
“没什么区别。”这位顾客回答。
″What color﹖″ asked the clerk.
“那您要什么颜色的呢？”售货员又问。
″Any″ he responded.
“什么颜色都成。”他回答。
″Size﹖″
“号码呢？”
″Give me whatever you prefer″ the gentleman said slightly exasperated. ″My wife will be back tomorrow to exchange them.″“您就随便给我拿一副吧，”这位顾客有点不耐烦了，“反正我太太明天都会来换的。”
I Wasn't Asleep
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep,and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.
"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."
"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
我没有睡着
当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒！”
“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。
“没睡着？可是你眼睛都闭上了呀？”
“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”
The poor husband
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.
可怜的丈夫
“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”
Does the dog know the proverb, too?
The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?"
"Ah, yes," answered the little boy. "I know the proverb, but does the dog know the proverb, too?"
狗也知道这个谚语吗？
一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。
“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不用害怕，你知道这条谚语吗：‘吠狗不咬人。’”
“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？”
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